The Triforce of the gods

is too busy holding up my pants to be claimed by any virtuous hero of any sort.
Indeed, the legendary Golden Power of the three goddesses is in close proximity to my crotch. Gannon shall never touch it now, for fear of my cooties. :D A trustworthy protection of the Golden Land from evil's greedy hands indeed.

In other news, I am currently wearing two hats simultaneously.

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